Welcome to New Joysey: Launch Day is Here!
Thursday, October 16Conglomni Corp is pleased to inform you that as of today, October 16, the New Joysey Dimension Pack is officially open for business in Dimensional Double Shift. For only $4.99 on Meta Quest, you and your crew can clock in and punch out on the most dazzling, greasy, slightly alarming boardwalk this side of reality.
Meet the NPCs of New Joysey: Mob Wife, Gold, Glam, and Gabagool
Tuesday, November 18The long-awaited time has finally come for our final cast reveal from the boardwalk of New Joysey. She has the voice, the nails, the attitude, and the connections. Meet the Mob Wife.
Dimensional Double Shift: Update 1.6 Now Live, The One About Fingernails
Thursday, November 13Conglomni Corp is proud to announce another round of “enhancements” to Dimensional Double Shift crafted by our highly trained team of button-pressers, code-whisperers, and accidental chaos specialists.
Owlchemy Labs’ Dimensional Double Shift Arrives on Samsung Galaxy XR This December
Thursday, November 13Dimensional Double Shift officially joins the Samsung Galaxy XR lineup this December, joining Owlchemy Labs’ other mainstay titles like Job Simulator, Vacation Simulator, and a uniquely created onboarding experience with Inside[JOB].
Meet the NPCs of New Joysey: Musclehead, Biceps Bigger Than Your Future
Tuesday, November 04This week, the spotlight’s less on sequins and more on spray tans. Say hello to Musclehead: a one-man protein shake with the IQ of a wet dumbbell and enough bro energy to power the entire boardwalk’s neon lights.
Meet the NPCs of New Joysey: Former Showgirl, Rhinestones and Rigatoni
Tuesday, October 28This week, we’re keeping the spotlight on the boardwalk and dimming it down just a little for someone who used to shine under it every single night. Meet our Former Showgirl.
Meet the NPCs of New Joysey: Fortune Teller, Now With Extra Marinara
Tuesday, October 21Each week we’re pulling back the curtain (or in this case, the sticky vinyl arcade curtain) on one of the personalities you’ll encounter in Dimensional Double Shift’s upcoming content drop with New Joysey. Meet our Fortune Teller.
Welcome to New Joysey: Launch Day is Here!
Thursday, October 16Conglomni Corp is pleased to inform you that as of today, October 16, the New Joysey Dimension Pack is officially open for business in Dimensional Double Shift. For only $4.99 on Meta Quest, you and your crew can clock in and punch out on the most dazzling, greasy, slightly alarming boardwalk this side of reality.
Dimensional Double Shift’s First-Ever Halloween Festival Has Breached New Joysey’s Containment
Thursday, October 16We are pleased to announce that Halloween is officially invading Dimensional Double Shift with our first-ever Halloween festival celebrating all things spoopy. Yes, this is absolutely canon. Yes, it is completely safe. Mostly.
Conglomni Corp Proudly Announces: Owlchemy Labs’ First Official Ghost Hunt
Wednesday, October 01This fall, Owlchemy Labs staff infiltrated one of Austin’s most notoriously haunted locations, Shoal Creek, in the hopes of capturing high-value paranormal content. What did we fine? A whole lot more than we bargained for, that’s for sure!
Coming Soon the Latest Dimensional Double Shift Expansion: New Joysey
Tuesday, September 30New Joysey is a dimension where the air smells like fried food and questionable decisions, and the locals are just as salty as the ocean spray. Buckle up, because this ain’t your nonna’s dimension (unless your nonna has a velvet tracksuit collection and knows a guy who knows a guy).
Dimensional Double Shift: Update 1.4 Now Live, The One About Public Matchmaking
Thursday, September 04Dimensional Double Shift now has public matchmaking! In our ongoing efforts to ensure peak experiential alignment across all dimensions, Conglomni Corp is pleased to deliver the following refinements and optimizations.
Dimensional Double Shift: Update 1.2 Now Live (With More Fire)
Thursday, June 12Congratulations, Shiftlings! Your continued temporal entanglement has not gone unnoticed—our infinitely enthusiastic engineers at Conglomni Corp. have been very busy tightening timelines, polishing pixels, and kicking bugs straight into the Void Dimension™ (but not players—more on that in our helpful notes here!
Dimensional Double Shift Events: Where Team-Building Meets Temporal Chaos!
Wednesday, May 28Brave our weekend events in Dimensional Double Shift. Why? Global community rewards that unlock cosmetics, titles, and maybe eldritch secrets. Matchmaking to easily team up with coworkers, frenemies, or questionable duplicates of yourself.