Are You Afraid of the Work? Worktoberfest Returns to Dimensional Double Shift!
Greetings, valued shift workers!
In the interest of maintaining workplace morale, seasonal productivity, and our ongoing commitment to pretending that nothing strange is happening in the simulation, Conglomni Corp is pleased to announce that Worktoberfest is returning to Dimensional Double Shift from October 19 through November 2!
This year, we're asking the important questions. What lurks beyond the break room? Who keeps making those noises in the ventilation system? Why does HR keep insisting that the ectoplasm in the water cooler is perfectly safe to drink?
Welcome to Are You Afraid of the Work?, our totally normal, definitely-not-haunted Worktoberfest celebration of Halloween. Please remain calm. Any screaming you hear has been approved by management and all waivers have been signed.
Welcome Back to Worktoberfest!
Worktoberfest returns October 19 through November 2!
The world of Dimensional Double Shift is getting a seasonal makeover, and we've prepared a fresh collection of Halloween cosmetics to help you embrace your inner creature of the night. Whether you're a spooky little ghoul, a punk-rock apparition, or simply someone who has given up on getting a full eight hours of sleep, there's something for you.
Here's what awaits you during this year's festivities!
Bat Attitude: Worktoberfest’s First-Ever Premium Cosmetic!
You asked for more ways to express yourself on the job, and we heard you. Unfortunately, the suggestion box was full of bat drawings, so we took that as a sign.
Introducing Bat Attitude, Worktoberfest’s first premium torso cosmetic, now with animated bat wings! For $0.99, you can take your look from ordinary shift worker to supernatural rockstar with a pair of animated wings that bring a little extra attitude to your outfit.
Who DOESN’T want bat wings? I mean, come on
All profits from this punky 'fit go towards Conrad Glomni's ectoplasm face cream research. Finally, a cause we can all get behind. Glomni's face isn't going to moisturize itself.
The wings are a cosmetic purchase for players who want to add a little extra flair to their look. Whether you choose to rock Bat Attitude or stick with your existing wardrobe, we hope you'll have a frightfully good time with us this Halloween.
Please remember: looking spooky is a personal choice. Looking fabulous is a workplace expectation.
A Fresh Batch of Halloween Cosmetics
Our seasonal wardrobe department has once again been left unsupervised, and the results are exactly what you'd expect. From questionable candy-inspired accessories to headwear that probably violates several fire codes, we've got a whole assortment of Halloween looks to explore.
Mix, match, and make questionable fashion decisions with confidence. Conglomni Corp is not responsible for any hauntings caused by excessive accessorizing. To learn more about how to up your style game, get the deets here for mid-management level style.
Are You Afraid of the Work? We're Going Ghost Hunting!
Remember when we went ghost hunting and came back with footage, questions, and a deeply concerning number of reasons to never investigate an abandoned location after dark?
Well, apparently, we didn't learn our lesson.
Team Ghost Hunt is back, and this time we're investigating the USS Hornet!
Our team is heading aboard the historic aircraft carrier alongside returning paranormal investigators GhostStop and special creator guest DeTune for another night of investigating reported paranormal activity. We'll be exploring the ship, investigating its history, and finding out what happens when you combine a team of curious game developers with a location that has more than its fair share of eerie stories.
Will we uncover something extraordinary? Will we jump at a perfectly ordinary noise? Will someone immediately regret volunteering to investigate a dark hallway alone?
Only one way to find out.
We're excited to bring you along for another supernatural adventure, with more behind-the-scenes moments, investigations, and the kind of questionable decision-making that makes for excellent Halloween viewing.
Please note: Conglomni Corp does not officially endorse communicating with unidentified entities, challenging things in the dark to make themselves known, or asking a potentially haunted aircraft carrier whether it has a moment to discuss workplace productivity.
Clock In for Some Halloween Livestream Chaos!
After recently gathering to live-react to last year's Ghost Hunt, we clearly haven't had enough spooky shenanigans. So grab your snacks, round up your favorite shift workers, and join us for two more opportunities to hang out with the Owlchemy Labs team on our official Twitch channel!
Wednesday, October 21 @ 10:30 AM PT: Our Weekly Community Stream
We're making s'mores and prettifying pumpkins! Come get cozy with us as we roast marshmallows, decorate some gourds, and celebrate the season together. It's the perfect opportunity to unwind with the community, enjoy some wholesome Halloween fun, and absolutely not ask why the pumpkins are looking back at us.
Friday, October 23: Clockin' In to Worktoberfest
It's time to clock in, suit up, and get spooky! Join us for a special Dimensional Double Shift gameplay stream as the team celebrates Worktoberfest in costume. Expect seasonal looks, workplace shenanigans, and the usual amount of questionable decision-making that comes with letting developers loose in their own game while dressed like creatures of the night.
Keep an eye on our official channels for stream links and any additional details. We hope to see you there!
Your Shift Isn't Over Yet...
Worktoberfest runs October 19 through November 2, so there's plenty of time to get into the Halloween spirit, show off your seasonal style, and enjoy a little supernatural nonsense with your fellow shift workers.
Share your looks, gather your crew, and keep an eye on our official channels for more updates throughout the festivities. We want to see what you've been cooking up, whether it's a perfectly coordinated Halloween outfit or something that makes the HR department quietly close its office door.
From all of us at Owlchemy Labs, have a hauntingly wonderful Worktoberfest!
Conglomni Corp: Your fear is our business. Your productivity is our passion.