Dimensional Double Shift Update 1.13, The One Where We Get C.A.M.P.Y

Dimensional Double Shift Update 1.13, The One Where We Get C.A.M.P.Y

Greetings, valued Conglomni Corp employees!

After extensive research, several focus groups, and one unfortunate incident involving a canoe and seventeen pounds of butter, we're excited to officially launch our summeriest Festival yet: Summer Conglomni Annual Mandatory Play event, or… more easily said: C.A.M.P.

Whether you're here for the prizes, the campfire vibes, or because ALICE signed you up without your permission, there's plenty waiting for you in this update.

Summer C.A.M.P Festival

Our largest Festival to date has arrived!

Let’s Get C.A.M.P.Y! 

  • 10 new unlockable cosmetics to earn

  • New Camp Counselor ALICE lewk 💅

  • New Summer C.A.M.P themed ALICE voice lines

  • 6 brand-new radio shows

  • Summer Camp themed Login Room takeover

  • NEW SUPER SPECIAL SUPER SPLOOSHER GLOVE, a brand new Premium Cosmetic that is available for $1.99

Remember: participation in Summer C.A.M.P is mandatory, voluntary, and highly encouraged.

Features

Login Room Updates

  • DLC and cosmetic trailers now play directly in the Game Dashboard. No more guessing, no more rumors, and no more purchasing an outfit because Greg swore it looked cool. 

Improvements & Notable Changes

While this update doesn't include any massive system overhauls, we've spent a lot of time improving the overall health of the game across nearly every dimension.

Visual Polish

  • Extensive visual updates across appliances, branding, props, and dimension backgrounds

  • Additional art polish throughout the game world

Keep your eyes peeled. If they fall off, please submit a bug report.

Performance & Physics

  • Overhauled grabbing systems

  • Updated collider systems

  • Improved physics object nesting throughout the game

These changes should result in smoother interactions and improved performance across all dimensions.

Clump Improvements

  • Updated all clumps for improved visual consistency

  • Standardized sizing to make identification and handling easier

A brighter future for clumps everywhere.

Bug Fixes

Multiplayer & Gameplay

  • Fixed numerous objects that appeared or behaved differently between players

  • Fixed an issue where players could be transported to the Shift Select table alone and without hands

As funny as "surprise ghost employee" was, it wasn't intended.

Food Safety Violations

  • Butter is no longer excessively slippery

  • Metal Clumps now properly explode when placed in a microwave

  • Bug Spray now causes players to vomit as intended

Quality assurance is an important part of workplace safety.

Known Issues

We're tracking the following issues:

  • Avatar Menu keyboard backspace may not function unless the player name was recently updated

  • Occasionally, the Coin Slot in New Joysey may not disappear for some players

  • In Sporelando, beans are currently considered metal by microwaves

  • Sometimes items dropped on grills may disappear

If your beans begin sparking, this is a known issue and not a new gameplay mechanic. Or maybe it is. The world may never know. 

See you around the camp fire during our Summer C.A.M.P festival, don’t forget to hydrate!

And remember:

Fun with friends in the Summer is temporary. Productivity is forever.

– Conglomni Corp

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