Coming Soon the Latest Dimensional Double Shift Expansion: New Joysey
Conglomni Corp is thrilled to share more about our next expansion for Dimensional Double Shift: New Joysey, launching October 16 on Meta Quest for $4.99, including a first-look at Joysey’s gameplay!
New Joysey is a dimension where the air smells like fried food and questionable decisions, and the locals are just as salty as the ocean spray. Buckle up, because this ain’t your nonna’s dimension (unless your nonna has a velvet tracksuit collection and knows a guy who knows a guy).
A Gritty, Glorious New Dimension
We're talkin' classic boardwalk shops and attractions, sparkling sands, an ocean speckled with neon industrial waste that's not THAT toxic, and carnival remnants, all silhouetted against a deceptively cheerful pastel sky. If you can read the beach plane messages through the smog, congratulations, you've earned your honorary New Joysey survival badge!
A sunny, relaxing in New Joysey. If… you ignore the smell.
The Local Flavor Menu
It’s time to feed the squad proper East Coast eats, with delicacies your Nonna would love. Roll out calzones the size of a Dimension portal, sprinkle some gabagool here and there, fry up some glizzies (fried hot dogs, for the uninitiated), and serve fried snacks that legally shouldn’t be called food. From fried ice cream and donut calamities, to pizza pies with suspiciously flexible toppings, New Joysey brings culinary chaos straight to your eyeballs in all its VR glory.
Fresh Gameplay Modules
Every dimension brings new ways to play, and New Joysey is no exception. Strap in for:
Fryer of Fortune: It’s like that feeling of a hopeful future, but greasier.
Pizza Pie Oven: Spin the pie, hope it lands upright.
Boardwalk Fireworks: Definitely not OSHA-approved for kitchen use, but don’t let that stop the festivities!
Who needs safety regulations when you’ve got flavor explosions?
Friendly Conglomni Corp reminder to not be mean to the ALICE.
Meet the New NPCs
The locals don’t mince words like they do their garlic. You’ll encounter the likes of tough-talking diner regulars who expect their gabagool now and that one guy you owe money to, he won’t fuggedaboutit!
Handle your customers right, or risk getting roasted harder than an overcooked pizza pie. We’ll also be giving you an exclusive sneak peek at the Boardwalk’s most infamous cast of characters in the coming weeks, so you’re gonna want to keep your eyes on this space for the near future. Don’t make us call your mother.
The food is great but the service? Well… it leaves room for improvement.
One Pays, All Play
As always, only one member of your crew needs to pick up the New Joysey Dimension Pack for the whole squad to hop in. Because nothing says “friendship” like sharing a basket of dimension-defying disco fries.
Did somebody say “calzone”!?
So, Are You Ready to Cross the Bridge?
On October 16, Conglomni Corp invites you to officially step into a dimension where the horns never stop honking, the rainbow waste never stops drainin’, and the locals never stop reminding you that this is New Joysey, not New Jersey. We’ll see you on the boardwalk next month with a few more surprises. Just don’t… uh, forget to validate your parking.
Shift on into Dimensional Double Shift today!