Conglomni Corp Proudly Announces: Owlchemy Labs’ First Official Ghost Hunt
Greetings, valued associates, test subjects, and paranormal shareholders. Conglomni Corp is delighted to report that Owlchemy Labs is expanding operations beyond the mortal plane. Yes, that’s right: we’re going ghost hunting. Not because we’re afraid of competition from restless spirits, though they are notoriously hard to monetize, but because Dimensional Double Shift’s first-ever Halloween festival, Worktoberfest, which arrives with New Joysey, demands only the highest-quality spectral synergy. But more on that at a later date, promise. For today, however…
This fall, Owlchemy Labs staff infiltrated one of Austin’s most notoriously haunted locations, Shoal Creek, in the hopes of capturing high-value paranormal content. Expect a main video broadcast of terrifying ROI (Return on Incorporeals), plus supplemental micro-content deliverables (a.k.a. spoopy social clips) engineered to summon engagement from both the living and those poor souls that have yet to find the Dimension of their Double Shift dreams.
Who’s Foolishly Brave Enough to Enter?
A carefully curated task force of Owlchemy operatives were prepared to descend into the shadows:
Andrew, our fearless CEOwl, is contractually obligated to lead the charge.
Alan, Vanessa, Liana, and Alex; all armed with courage and questionable flashlights.
Derrick and Conner, specialists in “is that a ghost or just bad HVAC?” detection, imported from GhostStop itself.
Together, this team faced down whispers in the dark, cold spots out in the middle of nowhere, and the occasional “who left the door unlocked” jump scare.
Enter the Professionals: GhostStop
Now, even Conglomni Corp understands the limits of unpaid enthusiasm. That’s why Owlchemy has partnered with GhostStop, the spectral technology innovators who build the tools that make ghost hunting look far more professional than just screaming in the dark.
Founded by Shawn Porter, an industry veteran with decades of paranormal investigation under his belt–including TAPS, GhostStop designs and sells some of the most trusted ghost-hunting equipment in the field. Alongside him is Connor, the tech specialist who ensures all devices are optimized for maximum spookiness per square foot. From EMF detectors to spirit boxes, GhostStop delivers hardware that makes “is it haunted?” less of a question and more of a PowerPoint slide.
Why? (Besides Ghosts)
Because the Dimensional Double Shift’s Halloween festival that we’ll be sharing more on in the future isn’t just another in-game festivity. It’s a cross-dimensional convergence of marketing, terror, and entertainment, and nothing brings shared joy quite like staring into the abyss and asking if it wants to subscribe to your channel.
So keep your eyes peeled and your flashlights charged. Owlchemy Labs is about to prove that when Conglomni Corp says, “We see dead people,” it’s not just a slogan, it’s a business model.
And in case you missed it, be sure to check out our first gameplay trailer of our latest dimension with New Joysey here! Only $4.99, a deal so good it’ll wake the dead.