Welcome to New Joysey, Dimensional Double Shift's Newest Dimension

Welcome to New Joysey, where the boardwalk’s half-lit, the games are busted, and the diner’ll deep-fry your heart (and maybe your arteries) with extra mozz on top.

We’re talkin’ late-night greasy spoons, muscle cars packed with shady side hustles, and just enough neighborhood “business” to make your Nonna cross herself. Shiny new appliances? Yeah, we got ‘em, right next to the rust and the glory.

Here, local pride’s thicker than the traffic on the Turnpike. Outsiders run their mouth? They get run out. Locals run their mouth? That’s called a warm welcome.

So grab a slice, flash some gold, and pay your respects to the dump we call home. You in, or you chicken? If you’re brave enough to take on the Pike, then be sure you stay tuned into Owlchemy Labs socials and our official Discord for more updates on when the latest adventure arrives.

And before you head on out of here, don’t forget that you can battle against the heat of Hexas right now for $4.99!

Happy Shifting!