Coming Soon the Latest Dimensional Double Shift Expansion: New Joysey
Tuesday, September 30New Joysey is a dimension where the air smells like fried food and questionable decisions, and the locals are just as salty as the ocean spray. Buckle up, because this ain’t your nonna’s dimension (unless your nonna has a velvet tracksuit collection and knows a guy who knows a guy).
Dimensional Double Shift: Update 1.2 Now Live (With More Fire)
Thursday, June 12Congratulations, Shiftlings! Your continued temporal entanglement has not gone unnoticed—our infinitely enthusiastic engineers at Conglomni Corp. have been very busy tightening timelines, polishing pixels, and kicking bugs straight into the Void Dimension™ (but not players—more on that in our helpful notes here!