Dimensional Double Shift: Update 1.2 Now Live (With More Fire)

Congratulations, Shiftlings! Your continued temporal entanglement has not gone unnoticed—our infinitely enthusiastic engineers at Conglomni Corp. have been very busy tightening timelines, polishing pixels, and kicking bugs straight into the Void Dimension™ (but not players—more on that below). In this shiny new update for Dimensional Double Shift, we’ve upgraded your wrist-bound notification wrangling (one-handed? One-hundred percent!), streamlined your UI experience, and made some surprisingly polite adjustments to how and when you can boot a buddy. So strap in, press all the buttons you probably shouldn’t, and let’s take a look at what’s been transmogrified–and what’s been pyrofied!

General Improvements

• We heard your cries (and perhaps a few frustrated shouts) about indiscriminate kicking from other players. So, we've limited the kick function to Room Browser hosts only. 

• This isn’t Sparta, Shifters…

• We've made it much easier to accept and dismiss requests and notifications with one hand by pinning them to your wrist menu. We want to make sure everyone can navigate menus with ease!

• We've done a little spring cleaning on the Party Management UI. It's now a bit less cluttered when you join a lobby through the Meta menu.  

Diner

• Remember how you couldn't pinch matches out? Well, now you can! Go on, give it a try... it won't hurt, we promise! (Unless you're playing with real fire, which we strongly advise against.)

• We've also made matches easier to light on surfaces. So, you know, be careful out there, you pyromaniacs!

• Those pesky floating clumps in the Hexas Diner pie drawer? GONE. They're now politely resting where they belong. 

Garage

• The Fire Maze module in the Hexas Garage now works with fire hands. 

• Fire, pretty… 

• Those creepy Nightmares in the Hexas Garage brain module now have updated sound effects that are definitely more... vocal.

• Remember those invisible screws and wonky panels in the Garage? Yeah, that was us. We've fixed some silly networking nonsense, so now all players should see modules properly.

Network and Stability

• We've given the game a good old-fashioned tune-up, resulting in improved stability and performance. Less crashing, so get back to work!

Strap in, calibrate your reality stabilizers, and dive headfirst into the gloriously chaotic realm of Hexas! And hey—if your shift refuses to launch, don’t panic. It’s not a glitch, it’s an immersive critique of late-stage capitalism. Be sure to swing by our recently updated Community Board—your officially unofficial, totally top-down source for shift alerts, bug-hunting sagas, and heated debates over who really deserved Employee of the Week. Go ahead and bookmark it now... before it gains sentience and bookmarks you.