Are You Afraid of the Work? Worktoberfest Returns to Dimensional Double Shift!
Thursday, October 15In the interest of maintaining workplace morale, seasonal productivity, and our ongoing commitment to pretending that nothing strange is happening in the simulation, Conglomni Corp is pleased to announce that Worktoberfest is returning to Dimensional Double Shift from October 19 through November 2!
School's Out. Space Is In | Cosmonious High and Space Control Bundle Available Now!
Wednesday, July 29From July 29 through August 12, save 30% when you pick up the Cosmonious High + Space Control Bundle. Whether you're mastering magical powers or paying off your debt to an alien megacorporation, there's no shortage of colorful characters, chaotic physics, and unforgettable moments waiting for you.
Summer Is Here, Owlchemy Labs' Meta Summer Sale Has Simulations For That
Thursday, June 25Whether you're looking for work, a vacation, or a school experience that's significantly more exciting than the one you remember, we've got your [SUMMER] plans covered with 2026’s Meta Summer Sale.
Optimal Spring Growth: Discounted Training Modules Now Available
Friday, March 13To celebrate this seasonal uptick in photosynthesis, we are mandating deep discounts across our most popular training modules. Whether you are avoiding the "allergies" of the outside world or simply looking to clock in from a more comfortable dimension, we have the price point for you.
The Great Owlchemy Labs End-of-Year Multi-Platform Discount Equalization Event!
Saturday, December 20Our calendar sensors indicate that the annual end-of-year celebration cycle is approaching. This is a time when HUMANS traditionally exchange simulated experiences, cookies, and occasional warm gestures. The robots at Owlchemy Labs have prepared the Year End Simulation Celebration Protocol, which contains a highly optimized quantity of SAVINGS for you.