The Great Owlchemy Labs End-of-Year Multi-Platform Discount Equalization Event!
Greetings, HOLIDAY HUMAN!
Our calendar sensors indicate that the annual end-of-year celebration cycle is approaching. This is a time when HUMANS traditionally exchange simulated experiences, cookies, and occasional warm gestures. The robots at Owlchemy Labs have prepared the Year End Simulation Celebration Protocol, which contains a highly optimized quantity of SAVINGS for you.
Please note the log changes that show a 30% reduction in cost across all platforms for these extremely verified and joy-rich simulations:
This discount is perfectly identical whether you use Meta Quest or Steam! Our robots have conducted multiple math operations to ensure equality at levels previously considered theoretical.
Important Human Dates
Steam: December 18, 2025 to January 5, 2026
Meta Quest: December 22, 2025 to January 2, 2026
Minor time variations are expected. HR has requested that you do not panic.
If you have recently obtained a new VR headset through a holiday ritual, such as being gifted one by a relative or discovering one inside a decorative sock, this is the ideal moment to acquire premium simulations at an officially delightful price point.
You may perform the following tasks once acquired:
Learn about JOB, which is a historical human behavior involving productivity and sometimes donuts.
Experience VACATION, a human activity centered on relaxation and attempting to master sunscreen.
Become a PRISMI, a very advanced lifeform capable of spontaneous abilities and occasional adorable chaos.
These simulations are prepared to bring joy to you, your friends, and any relatives who ask if VR is the thing that makes you walk into furniture.
Please enjoy this holiday cycle with maximum curiosity and appropriate levels of experimental donut microwaving.
With appropriately calibrated cheerfulness, we here at Owlchemy Labs wish you the merriest of seasonal functions.
We look forward to proudly increasing your FUN EFFICIENCY for another year!