[ALERT]: After 10 Years of Work, JobBot Finally Fits in Your Pocket With A New Limited-Edition Plush!

Humans, this is not a drill. To celebrate 10 years of Job Simulator, we've partnered with Youtooz to create a very special piece of commemorative workplace clutter: the JobBot Anniversary Keychain Plush.

This pocket-sized productivity expert stands a mighty 5 inches tall, delivers a scientifically unverified +10 Efficiency, and is fully prepared to become your entire personality.

Before pre-orders open, you can enter for a chance to win one through our giveaway right now before June 10th when the official pre-order portal will go live.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: Once pre-orders sell out, they are sold out. No overtime. No restock. No begging your Supervisor Bot. If you want one, report to the pre-order queue as soon as it opens.

Thank you for 10 years of simulated labor. We can't wait to see JobBot hanging from your keys, backpack, workstation, or other approved productivity-enhancing attachment point.

Stay tuned, humans. June 10th is approaching at maximum efficiency.