Winter Returns to Dimensional Double Shift WIth Even Better Rewards With Snow-vertime Fest
Attention valued employees. ALICE has detected a sudden and concerning spike in cheer levels across the Gas ‘N Grill. After a brief internal investigation, the culprit has been identified as the start of Snow-vertime Fest, our new annual winter event that transforms the Log-In hub into a festive, productivity-enhancing wonderland! Conglomni Corp leadership assures you that this is normal and not a violation of any morale containment policies.
Starting now through January 5 workers can enjoy a refreshed seasonal atmosphere featuring new decorations, ambient cheer, and a suspicious amount of falling snow decorations in the Lobby. Please refrain from attempting to taste the snow. It’s fake and R&D insists that any flavor detected is incidental.
Frosty New Rewards for Hardworking Employees
Snow-vertime Fest brings a whole new haul of festive cosmetics for their Avatars through the holidays for those who clock in with enthusiasm. Or at least convincing enthusiasm. This year’s festive goodies include:
Five new rings:
Warm Finger, Warm Heart ring
Sour Candy Cane ring
Pinky Package ring
Frosty the Ring-man ring
Snow Place Like Fingers ring
One new seasonal hat:
Sleigh the House Down Antlers hat
One new pair of gloves:
Zig-Zag gloves
Collect and don each new unlockable reward during the event to ensure maximum seasonal flair and to avoid being flagged by ALICE’s “Grinch Probability Assessment. Source: just trust us.
The Warm Glow of Mild Chaos
Snow-vertime Fest also sprinkles in new interactions with the Big Man himself and ALICE to help keep morale high and productivity higher. Holiday fashion for your Avatar will most certainly hit different, lights may twinkle with unnerving intent, and your fellow employees may suddenly feel compelled don their best festive gear and sing holiday songs that sounds their lives depend on it. But maybe don't, singing could be incredibly awkward while you're on the clock!
All of this is celebrated as part of Conglomni Corp’s ongoing attempt to blend holiday spirit with increased output. ALICE has assured us that she will provide constant monitoring and even more constant commentary.
So whether you are returning to your trusty headset or opening a brand new one, now is the perfect time to hop back into Shift mode and enjoy the coldest shift you will ever love.
A Holiday Message from Conglomni Corp
As always, Conglomni Corp wishes all employees the happiest of holidays, a profitable new year, and minimal workplace incidents. Please enjoy Snow-vertime Fest responsibly, and remember that slipping on ice still counts as worker error.
Before you clock out, take a corporate-approved detour to our latest dimension. New Joysey is available now on Meta Quest and Android XR for just $4.99. ALICE believes it builds character. Conglomni Corp believes it builds revenue. You will probably just have fun.