Owlchemy Labs Community Board 101, A New Tool Just For You
Greetings, valued carbon-based productivity units! Conglomni Corp is thrilled to announce an exciting new method of information assimilation! Now, you can stay updated on all things Dimensional Double Shift, Job Simulator, Vacation Simulator, and beyond with a fresh data-dissemination protocol—approved by at least 1.4 corporate overlords! Whether you're dodging omnidimensional desk chairs or sipping a legally distinct not-coconut drink on the beach, Conglomni Corp ensures you’ll never miss an update, patch, or highly motivational memo again. Compliance encouraged. Enthusiasm required.
In addition to Owlchemy Labs on all major social media platforms and our super stylized and not at all corporate Discord, our newly unveiled Owlchemy Labs Community Board is meant to be a one stop shop for players of all Owlchemy titles.
We… We have been advised that we have to actually explain what the Owlchemy Labs Community Board is for basic understanding. Ugh. Humans. So limited…
Let the synergized staying-informed experience begin!
✨ Owlchemy Labs Community Board Breakdown ✨
Because Knowledge is Power and Power is... profitable!
📋 INFO (General)
Welcome to the primary neuron-hub of basic-but-crucial intelligence! This is where you’ll find foundational files, official links, and other essential bits of data that keep the multiverse from collapsing into paperwork. Think of it as your Conglomni Corp-approved onboarding center—but with less mandatory training modules and more delightful hyperlinks.
💫 COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT
Shining brighter than a gamma-powered copier! This board showcases top-tier organic output from our most creative productivity units (that’s YOU). Fan art, wild mods, hilarious glitches, and other “how did they even do that?” moments will all live here. Your brilliance fuels our algorithms—and we love it. Probably literally.
📣 NEWS & UPDATES
Fresh transmissions straight from Conglomni Corp HQ! Patch notes, dev blogs, game updates, expansion releases, and more—we beam it all here. Think of this as the “loudspeaker” in the virtual break room, except you want to listen to it. We promise. Mostly.
📆 SCHEDULES + EVENTS
This board is your chronotable of productivity and play! Stay synced with all upcoming streams (especially from your favorite creator units), community happenings, seasonal events, and everything in between. Includes mandatory-fun™-calibrated activities and Conglomni Corp-sanctioned celebrations. Add to calendar. Or face mild existential dread.
🌀 DDS & KNOWN ISSUES
Here we catalog all active Dimensional Double Shift anomalies! From wobbly widgets to metaphysical misfires, we’re tracking them all in real time. Think of this as the place where “we’re aware of it” becomes “we’re actively reality-patching it.” Got a bug? Drop it like it’s got glitch particles in our Discord #Support channel!
🐛 KNOWN ISSUES IN OTHER GAMES
Because Job Simulator, Vacation Simulator, and friends sometimes have their own little... quirks. We collect them all here like a bug-zoo of QA excellence. If your croissant disappears in the void or your bossbot won't stop floating—yep, we know. And we’re probably working on it. Or at least observing it with intense scientific curiosity.
Stay tuned, stay simulated, and stay excellent, unit. Don’t forget to also join our Discord for game nights with devs, finding more ambitious hopefuls to play with, and pizza parties!*
**For legal reasons, pizza will not be present.
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