Color Outside the Lines of Reality, Hexas Edition
Howdy, partner. Have you ever looked at a sentient mop and thought, “I wish I could color that fella in myself”? Well, hitch up your dimensional belt, because Dimensional Double Shift is handing y’all the reins to your own creative cowpoke chaos with free downloadable coloring book pages inspired by Hexas, our latest dimension. Hot off the quantum presses!
We wrangled up some of your favorite Hexas-dimensional characters and flattened ’em out into good ol’ line art just itchin’ for crayons, markers, or whatever anomalous pigment-delivery system you call art. Whether you're a tiny Shifter just learnin’ to color in the lines or a full-grown visual wrangler with a knack for shading, there's a page in here with your name on it. (Unless your name has too many consonants in a row. We checked. Legally we can’t promise that.)
This ain’t just art, it’s a moment of joy, reflection, and mild existential dread. It’s self-care with semi-sentient eyes and nifty cowboy hats.
So go ahead: download the whole dang set, print ‘em out, and share your masterpieces with us using #ColorMeConglomni. We’ll be watching (fondly and omnisciently, like always). The Hexas Update is live for a mere $4.99! Dive in. Explore the new Room Browser, the new rewards, and solve the mystery once and for all: what’s under those chaps? And for the love of all things squishy, don’t forget to color outside the lines.
Because at the end of the day, our precious Hexas peach, every dimension needs a little more color.
— Conglomni Corp: Harnessing creativity, unleashing whimsy.